I think it is time to let this out into the wild beyond Cimmeria.
This is a script I decided to write after a Wing 2 led by Zort in November of 2009.
Seconds before the kill on Icky/Sucky to get the loot Zort removed his group from raid while trying to change the loot options and of course loot dropped for people in his group. This came to be known as being Zorted across all of Cimmeria.
There are two scripts included, zort and opt.
Zort is for posting using /zort [channel]
Opt is a personal script with more options, /opt bring it up